just come out here and I will go home with you...
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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