I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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