We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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