Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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