ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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