For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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