I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
why is half of my head shaved?
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