Dual....:-)
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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