Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Boobs speak an international language.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Pants are for mortals
I wear drunk well.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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