So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm both gender and math confused
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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