I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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