I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
