just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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