Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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