Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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