So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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