I got chris browned last night
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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