My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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