You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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