some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
