she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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