Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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