either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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