girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sacagawea was the original milf.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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