just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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