Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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