Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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