He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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