fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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