do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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