Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
