How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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