i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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