Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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