Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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