I wannas sexs uuuuu
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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