Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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