I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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