I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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