He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's rum buckets o'clock
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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