Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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