covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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