i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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