He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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