Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Randomize
