Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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