i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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