she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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