I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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