did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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